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Lorthalis of Crows


Apr
27th
2014

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! · 10:25pm Apr 27th, 2014

Just watched Star Trek Into Darkness.
KHAN WAS SO COOL! EEEEEEHHHH! KHAN WAS SO COOL! EEEEEEH!

*Ahem*

At any rate. I really liked the sociopath, so i'm going to go write pony fiction about him. And make an OC inspired by him That's said, I need names.

I need a name for a changeling superior in every way to any other pony or changeling, except maybe an alicorn. And even then....



EEEEEH! KHAN WAS SO COOL!

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Apr
27th
2014

I"m sure you've had this feeling... · 7:12pm Apr 27th, 2014

Where you're all alone? I don't mean physically. Like when all your friends are off doing their own things, and you're not really sure what to do. Like you're afraid if you do go do something, you'll miss the only time of the day they'll be online.
And you can't keep bugging them, because they're your friends. You don't do that. It stresses them out, and makes the irate with you. But you have to do something.....

So what do you do?

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Apr
24th
2014

What is this from?! · 10:31pm Apr 24th, 2014

Seriously, what is it from? It looks... Kinda cool, actually.

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Apr
23rd
2014

My name is Pyrrhic Victory, or "Pyrite Fortune", depending on who you ask. and I'm... · 3:47am Apr 23rd, 2014

... Screwed apparently. I only recently escaped the Gardens of Aegis, which involved burning them to the ground. On top of that, I have no memory of who I was, or what I could do. What I do know is that whatever I did, in warranted binding the immortal souls of five ponies to a sacred garden in order to hold me.
So now, Princess Celestia is out for my blood, the Saddle Arabians are out for my corpse, and a cult wants to eat my brain.

I kid you not. They want to eat my brain.

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Apr
19th
2014

Somebody help this guy. · 1:57am Apr 19th, 2014

Apr
16th
2014

Come into my Par- Wait! Let me clean up these bodies! · 9:03pm Apr 16th, 2014

Smash. Cling. Clunk. Crash.

A thousand dancing bottles dance through the air, empty of wine. Glasses fall down to the wall, clocks hunt keys, as locks spectate. Marble gives way to plastic, which gives way to a banjo. Nothing is constant. Nothing makes sense, in the mind of the beholder. The owner of this strange and esoteric place currently sleeps in a floating cloud of empty mead bottles, at least until one wakes him up.

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Apr
12th
2014

You think you're so smart, don't you? · 9:59pm Apr 12th, 2014

Hello to thee. I see thou hath found me, in the end. But don't celebrate thy victory just yet, Mortal. My tale is certainly not done, and I doubt yours is either. You haven't stopped me, oh no. At most, you've only added another thread to the weave, another pebble in the pond. I'm not done with you, or your kingdom yet. I'm just getting started...

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Apr
12th
2014

Ponies and Tardis' everywhere! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! · 3:31am Apr 12th, 2014

Pretty much as it sounds.
Why Astrid why?!! :fluttersad:
Information: Kill. Kill. Kill.

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Mar
31st
2014

I'm finally going to publish a story! · 7:17pm Mar 31st, 2014

.....But I'm still working on the first chapter. I'm not yet sure how much it should be. It would only be the introduction of course, but how many words would be necessary. do you think?
Here's what we have so far:

"I, Twilight Sparkle, declare that the Diarchy has lied!"

And they're all cheating, blackmailing, chessmasters.

"They do not as much cheesecake as they say!"

I cannot bucking believe I'm doing this!

"They need far more!"

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Mar
16th
2014

Lolk's Journals · 8:30pm Mar 16th, 2014

Entry one~50 Years ago.

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