Scootaloo?

No that’s Luz.

Scootaloo?

N- no, she’s Luz from the owl house-

I recognize Scootaloo when I see her.

She’s not-

Scootaloo got it.

Today, my friend taught me proper grooming techniques for my butt while at a church.

I love garish clothing! I wanna bring back the 90’s with cross colored clothing! I want banana colored pants and pink shoes and a lime green shirt with normal ass brown hair! How was your day today~?

Got it working~

Well, my computer isn’t back yet and the charging port on my phone is busted.

Goodbyyyyyyye-

It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder roared, Lightning crashed, and somewhere, demons clashed. So he didn’t go trick or treating, but instead ordered pizza. They say to this day, he’s still there, staring blankly at a wall with an empty smile.

“HEY BRO I JUST GOT MY IQ SCORE BACK!”

“WOAH WHAD’CHA GET?!”

“I GOT AN IQ OF SIXTY NIIIIIIIINE!!”

“WwwwwOOOOOoooAAAAAHHHHH-“

“I am a proud and noble dark elf who has grown up on the battlefield and has killed off all emotions to survive, and sometimes, that makes me very sad and vurnable. What is genetalia-“

Woah DUDE, help!

Yeah what’s up?

HELP I’M DYING.

What?! You look fine!

So there I was screwing around in the woods with level 1 imps.

Okay.

And this level 69 demon comes sprinting out of this blueberry bush and knocks me to the ground.

Uh oh!

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“Look out a mummy!”

“Hi.”

“Oh, it’s emotionally well grounded and reasonable.”

“That’s a lot of dangerous assumptions to make with someone you just met.”

“Yeah whatever you’re cursed- look, the Sphinx, the Sphinx man, mankind has been baffled for years-“

“It’s a hole.”

“What?”

“It’s a hole. The river floods, goes by the Sphinx, water gets funneled down under the spots where we plant shit.”

“Oh.”

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