DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Accounts pretty dead, I just use it to read the occasional fic now.

You're basically everything I want in a girl, minus the personality.

You can't kill whats already dead, that isn't practical! - Ignant

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Closing the account. Because boring/dumb.

I live again.

_I'm probably here to stay now.

Let's see what I can do.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Welcome to this amorphous void that contains stories and comments of an indeterminate value. It's not all that pleasant here, really. I'd leave if I were you. This is the ass-end of literature.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Witnessed

"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"

A twenty-one year old American male who became a brony and is too scared to admit it