Howdy. · 8:43am Feb 8th, 2020
To Whom It May Concern:
I've been cool with Fim updates; I've been fine with banners being gone; hell, I was fine when the user card became the Fim banner, but fuck, I finally found something to bitch and moan about.
At 3:54 AM US Central Time on Christmas eve of 2014, knighty, Fimfiction overlord supreme, posted this gem, which states why banners were removed. To quote directly in case you don't wanna scroll that far:
>MFW knighty updates Fim again
>MFW RIP Banners
>MFW I've been here since you could change your Fim background colors
>MFW everything is scary and new
>Family plays Christmas music non-stop from December first through twenty-fifth
>"I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" comes on
>Think about Dakimakuras
>Giggle hysterically for minutes on end
>Successfully make family presume insanity
>Ohgodwhy.jpg
>Thisfandomhasbrokenme.jpg
You guys should check out my new EP on iTunes. It's entitled 'Prepare 2 B Rekt By FaZe NaMe' It comes with:
-The songs, 'I Swer On Me Mum,' 'I'll Rek U M8,' and 'Prepare 2 B Rekt'
-Vocals for remix and instrumentals for covering
-BONUS: Director's cut of me color commentating the songs
-BONUS: Five hours of uncut footage of me playing Counter-Strike 1.6
-BONUS: Seven hours of uncut footage of me in a CS:GO Bot Match, losing by 5 the whole game
-Price: Only €420
The AK47 is an American assault rifle first designed by president John Kerry in 1662. He wanted to make an easy to use, reliable weapon to end world wars and bring about peace.
So...here we are. I'm finally going to get a Psych Eval. Sadly, I was reluctant for the doc to schedule it, so I look all the more suspicious. So I casually ask, "So what do they evaluate?" And the doc says, "Oh, they sit you in a room with some objects, see what you choose, see you use it for a bit, then they question you." Are you fucking kidding me?! They sit me down, and if I choose the wrong object or answer a question wrong, I'm fucked and they commit me. Or at least, that's what