"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Hiya! The name's Smiley! I just like to write really random stories in my spare time :P I also like to proofread other peoples stories, so if you are in need of one, send me a PM!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

"Hi! I'm Nugget, and I'm your friend to the end. Haydeeho! Ha ha ha!"

I find it fitting that I enjoy writing, since my last name is Ward. "The Old Gaelic surname derives from "Mac an Bhaird" ("son of the Bard"). A bard being a story teller or poet." - Surname meaning.

I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Forget not that I am a derp.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Supercharging at MAXIMUM LEVELS!

A goofy little miss that's here to write and draw to her heart's content. Her imagination doesn't know when to shut off.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Because horsewords weren't enough.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Here I am, back at it again, doing absolutely nothing.

Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

This account is dead :)

A little bit crazy and a sucker for the happy ending, you just might not know what you're going to get. Read at your own sanity's risk.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Uh... what? Is this thing on?

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

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I'm am an autistic brony, looking to write fantasy and everyday life novels for my kind. I became a brony when I related well with applejack and twlight, and I love the show.