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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

May
20th
2024

Dickens and the aliens · 12:57am Monday

Patchwork Poltergeist posted a fragment of what I hope is a story about Cozy Glow and how she got that way. It involves Flim and Flam and the way Patchwork writes them reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it until now.

It's the Cheerybles from Nicholas Nickleby.

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May
18th
2024

Spambot w/username "Iranian scholars for liberty" or some shit · 4:50pm Saturday

Dropping lots of foreign-language posts. Could somebody take care of that please?

Also just saw a spambot post flogging fake IDs. Literally, as in "Hey, get your fake IDs here!" Given the site's recent experience with underage members (ahem) the mods may want to take a look at this, at least.

Thanks!

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Apr
29th
2024

Bot accounts not being deleted · 1:12pm April 29th

I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

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Mar
29th
2024

You can't stay, no you can't stay... · 3:06am March 29th

How's it feel when there's
Time to remember?
Branches bare like the
Trees in November...

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Jan
25th
2024

Quite ugly one morning · 3:55am January 25th

Don't the sky look funny?
Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
Don't you feel like runnin'
Don't you feel like runnin'
From the Dawn's early light?

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Jan
24th
2024

Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain · 2:15am January 24th

With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

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Dec
26th
2023

Christmas 2023 be like · 2:51am Dec 26th, 2023

Dracula playing poker with Santa.

Says it all, really...

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Dec
20th
2023

Monty Python's Life of Rocky Horror Superstar · 9:32pm Dec 20th, 2023

feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus

This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.

On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...

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Dec
5th
2023

"Just relax, Mr. Bown, and tell me about your childhood" · 3:23am Dec 5th, 2023

"Well..."

She's snatching the football away (haha)
She's snatching the football away (hoho!)
She held the ball for me to kick
But she's SNATCHING the FOOTBALL awaaaayyy (haha, hoho, heehee!)


(Oh, you know...)

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Dec
3rd
2023

I think I finally found the Trixi theme · 10:26pm Dec 3rd, 2023

I need to do a Kickstar, see if Kathleen Barr is open to a freelance gig.

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