If anyone notices anything unusual, that's probably because it is...
I'm a poet, a total nerd, and a DJ who is GONNA PLAY HIS SOUND SABER!!!!!!!! * BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT*
I destroy chemical weapons for a living. Trust me, it sounds way more exciting than it is. I am a married father of four. Gamer all my life, all kinds.
So am I famous yet? No? Perfect! I will write my stories for you, and there will be much rejoicing...over cake! =D