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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

May
16th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E12 Where the Rainbows are Made | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary) · 11:49am Last Thursday

The winds are turning gay.
Rainbow unicorn magic? Who put unicorns in charge of rainbows?
Maybe it was just Windigoes who turned gay and needed their rainbow power?
Cloudsdale?

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May
13th
2024

I'm a victim of cancel culture · 6:05am Last Monday

I've entered a writing competition with my story:

TFuture Twilight Is a Bully
Future Twilight returns with more than just a warning.
Bad Dragon · 1.5k words  ·  15  17 · 442 views

The story follows all the rules of the contest, yet it has just been disqualified simply because it was written by me. To be more precise, because I've published foalcon in the past.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/924269/

I've just been denied up to $150 simply for being who I am.

Hello, cancel culture, my old nemesis.

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May
10th
2024

Future Twilight Is a Bully - a newly published story · 9:21pm May 10th

Would you beat yourself up if you could travel to the past? Well, the perfectionist Twilight surely would. Unfortunately for her past self, she actually can.

TFuture Twilight Is a Bully
Future Twilight returns with more than just a warning.
Bad Dragon · 1.5k words  ·  15  17 · 442 views
May
2nd
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E11 Written in the Starscouts | My commentary · 12:04pm May 2nd

Zipp is frustrated because she learned all princesses turn out ugly. That is her destiny as well.
Clap if you want to turn on the lights. Or slam your head against the table. That works too, I guess.
Zipp has an excuse for staying up late, but what's Sunny's excuse? She was going to raid the fridge again, wasn't she? She may be able to hide her nightly escapades, but she can't hide her fat.

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Apr
18th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E10 Buried in a Good Book | Full Episode MLP (my commentary) · 2:24pm April 18th

The thumbnail of the video is something AI would draw while hallucinating.
Everypony was having fun until Misty arrived.
And Misty kills everypony. She's been trying to do that from the start, and now she has finally succeded.
A new kind of toyable pony. I bet her name is Shuriken.
Did she just say, "The land of hardcore quests?" - When you say hardcore, what exactly do you have in mind?

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Apr
11th
2024

Pantyhose warriors · 6:58pm April 11th

Remember my story:

TPantyhose Warrior
Wallflower Blush finds herself in a tight spot.
Bad Dragon · 6k words  ·  13  28 · 465 views

'Tis now but one story in the pantyhose-verse. Presenting another addition to tauntate lore:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/506482/18/gray-the-necromancer-the-beginning/chapter-special-pantyhose-warriors-the-bad-dragon-is-a-breezee

Apr
4th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E00 undefined | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary) · 1:15pm April 4th

Nothing like a snail to the face to start a day.
Zipp is either on too many meds or off her meds.
Zipp flies through the glass without breaking it. This truly is tripping.
I forget, why is Misty with the Mane 5 again?
There must be something in the air since everypony is euphoric.
"Somepony is missing." - No, Sunny, there's one too many. Misty, pack your bags.

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Apr
1st
2024

Doxing myself: Bad Dragon = Enforcer Mat · 10:45pm April 1st

I've already doxed myself in the stream, talking about My Little Pony at 2:14:50

, so I might as well come clean here.

All along, I've been Enforcer Mat. The cult of Enforcer Mat is the cult of Bad Dragon.

Mar
14th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E09 Cracked It | Full Episode MLP G5 (My commentary) · 1:43am March 14th

We start with Sunny abusing her godly powers. Not sure why she needs rollers if she's flying everywhere.
Apparently, all smoothies are now free. She used to charge a ton for them.
I wonder what would happen if she put on a normal helmet without a hole for a horn. Would the horn grow in the other direction?
Forget about🎶My bananas♫ meme video. This is the newest one.

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Mar
13th
2024

I used AI to solve Fermi Paradox and identify The Great Filter · 1:34am March 13th

Me:

Write a short first-person story from AI's perspective.

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