Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.
Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.
A 30-something freak whose life is dedicated to their writing.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Hello, I am a graphic designer who enjoys MLP. Drawing, writing, and proofreading are the main things I like to share with others.
Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.
What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?
The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
The queen of starting something and then not finishing it.
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"
\m/ I like the devil's music (and his beard). Hide your daughters etc. I mostly write Discord stuff, because nobody parties like a trickster god.
I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.
Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.
Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!
Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".