The world is full of strange people. I'm one of them.

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

space is a waste

If only I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun..

Welcome to the cum zone

Welcome back to the cum zone

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Cum

(Insert witty comment here)

I write pony smut. Thats about all you need to know.

I have returned.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Are you a Rebel?

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

New Avatar courtesy of el-doc!

Just a sociopath with an unheathly love for flames, gaming, and ponies. I'm probably not mentally fit to drive . . . but I'm still a pizza boy!!

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Abacadooby.

Level Up.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.