TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.
The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.
I do a bit of writing when I can, which is not often. I'm also willing to proofread and edit, so don't be afraid to contact me!
An online test told me I had met myself once but that we're not very close.
If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.