Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Your friendly neighborhood writer of entirely too many trans ponies! (Dashie | she/her | Discord: velvetred2004 | pfp by Malphym)

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

I'm an old sourpuss.

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I never leave the house without a good book.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

Scraping my way up

Lurking... Editing... Maybe writing soon...

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

has opinions about tiaras. And diadems. Not coronets, though. Man, those things aren't even trying.

Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P Co-wrote No Longer Displaced and No Longer Alone with Sober.

Don't you ever want to read the stories that don't make it? Don't you realize that there's a world beyond the box at the top of the screen? The light will shine down on you here.

Ooooh! Butunz!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Fledgling phoenix. (Avatar by asuraludu on DeviantArt)

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

Get off my cloud, you rapscallions! D:<

It's fanfiction all the way down.

2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I've been gone for a long time, but still show up every now and then.