Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

Faith, family, friends, food. In that order.

Hack writer/artist.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

RP writer and Spacebattles

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!

Just trying to be better.

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

An aspiring writer who grew strong with the help of fellow fans of MLP.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Just a writer as a hobby.

Now with Patreon and Discord! PM, Discord, or Patreon, your choice, for commissions. Ko-Fi is dishonest.

25 years old! Extreme mood swings! Weird! Doesn't finish his stories! Likes fruit, vegetables and meat!

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I'm mostly here to comment on other people's work, although I admit I read very slowly. As for myself, I am an animator and I live in South Africa

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Just a simple guy who likes to write and stumbled into this strange but wonderful fandom.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

Pony wallpaper artist, music producer and fanfiction author | Offline Archive

I'm just here to write.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous