I was born, I still live, I have yet to die.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
An online test told me I had met myself once but that we're not very close.
20 years old. Loves mlp fanfiction of all types(mostly shipping).
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'
Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.