I can almost hear the hounds...

I'm Roarin Thunder and pouring rain.

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

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I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I am Bishop Havel, servant of Sunlord Gwynn and Protector of Anor Londo. I also may or may not be an aspiring Fimfiction writer who is nagged to this site.

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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Writes at the speed of life! Results may vary.

God, I'm so sorry.