Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.
Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?
My favourite is Applebloom! Spikebloom is my OTP!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941
Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.
Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com
In darkness we swim, hunting for survival. Mankind is that hunter, ruthless in it's pursuits of perfection. The ultimate weapon of destruction is what humans are, forever.
I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I like writing short stories. ^w^ Not sure whether they're good though, haha.
The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.
Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.
My world does not revolve around me, but I revolve around the world, keep moving, don't give up, you are yourself, be that, not what others want.