While I'm mostly known for my programming, I still enjoy a good read. I tend not to have the patience to write my own stories, but can review/proofread yours if you'd like. Just give me a shout :)

(swirly_quill)

Dashes brother in an AU

I'M GOING OUT OF THIS WORLD THE WAY I CAME IN! ROYALLY PISSED OFF, SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, FIGHTING AS HARD AS I CAN AND COVERED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOOD!

(insert bragging rights)

My God, it's full of ponies!

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

The broccoli says 'I look like a tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'