She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

The true aesthetic moment hangs in suspension between pornography and didacticism.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Uh... what? Is this thing on?

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

It's been a while, but I'm back home! Don't know when I'll write something for this site again, but enjoy my other stuff in the meantime!

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

This used t'be me stomping grounds. Not anymore, I'm afraid.

space is a waste

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

You know how much I sacrificed?

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

Just a cat pretending to be a human pretending to be a cat on the internet.

I'm a dirty bitch.

Hi there! Thank you for checking out my work, and I hope you find something to enjoy. Comments and PMs are always welcome, and I love hearing from readers!

I haven't written anything in a long time and I don't know when I'm going to start, so don't get your hopes up for new chapters. Sorry.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A Day in the Life

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

"To become who you are meant to be. You must first accept your flaws, then make them into your strengths; only then, can you fully be who you are meant to be"

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

I type stories using my hands

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Unicorn Developer