"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Clop and furry porn writer. Bisexual. Favorite ponies to write are Discord, Shining Armor, and the Cakes. Married to a lovely artist.

I'm too awkward for this...

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

An unassuming author whose writing comes slowly. Loves romance, humor, and Spike; dislikes darkness, despair, and character-bashing. If you come away from his stories smiling, he's done his job.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Joint account managed by Loyal and Grand Moff Pony

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

If this second was your life, what would you do?

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

This is for porn. Want more? Go HERE. Want to commission a story? Send me a PM!

Writer. What else do you need to know?

The magic comedy hoers.

Shut up. Just write.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."