Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Writes at the speed of life! Results may vary.

Look at my profile.

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.