I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

space is a waste

time is a crime

Discovered ponies December 2013

I'll think of something to say here someday.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

The one German who is lazy for real.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Too much to write; too little time

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?