Fly through that cloud, they said. Don't worry, they said.

They were wrong. I should have worried. I shouldn't have flown through that cloud.

Because now I'm trapped in a merciless wasteland with freakshows everywhere.

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This story contains:

Violence
Alcohol
Swearing

Twilight Sparkle is no ordinary unicorn. She has recently gained the title of Princess of Friendship and has now earned herself a castle in Ponyville. She even is now an alicorn! Life seems to be going her way.

But since when was her hoof so... big?

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A one-shot comedy that I came up with for no reason. Enjoy!