Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis
I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.
Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
Warning: Stories subject to change at a drinks notice.