Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

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Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Voice actor and writer.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I actually am a scientist!

I write horsewords for RGRE

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

I'm just here to write.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

A writer who writes things.

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

This is fiction. But it is based...

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.