Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

God, I need a drink.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

"gg i deserve challenjour"

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Been getting a weird vibe lately. Disease, dispair and distrust. A sinister cloud of looming uncertainty.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

I am a mad scientist who works with ideas and words.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

I have returned.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

I am hate, I am fear, I am sorrow, I am DESPAIR!!!!!!!!

A gamer who likes to write stories. My mind is like a mouse who... Whoa! That would be an interesting idea for a story!

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

loves tiaras.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I am here for a singular purpose. I live to serve friendship and magic. I will bring both serious/fun FIC to this site. I will not however, perverse this great show. If you want that then go burn...

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

Well, It's true. I'm not.

A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

"You think you know me..."

Account inactive......

Meet your maker, Limit Breaker!

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.