I write about cute ponies. Sometimes.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Tired always.

God, I'm so sorry.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.