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“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

space is a waste

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

anyone who has read my fics ever: yes, you love Sonapie, we know, you love Sonapie so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Sonapie, we KNOW,

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I didn't write any of that.

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

Singularly uninteresting

Only mostly dead.