HiE fic. A rather average brony known as John has been kidnapped and injected with odd powers, before being launched into Equestria. What will he do now that he's in the land of ponies? (Somewhat inspired by the 'Power Lottery')
A teen goes to a convention in casual wear and notices a small pink gem that looks oddly familiar. After buying it from the Merchant he wakes up with blonde hair, orange skin, and a serious case of dragon breath. Literally.