Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

My only aim, is to entertain!

Too much to write; too little time

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.