One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I'm Phil and I like ponies. Canterlot.com is the best pony site ever. You should totally check it out. Bye. :)

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

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