Welcome back to the cum zone

Awkward.

Basically just Cave Johnson as a brony

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

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Why am I still here?

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Just a place for me to put my less than clean stories featuring ponies getting it on. Needless to say, this isn't gonna exist for very long.

Hope you like my stuff! That's all I have to say.

Professional imbecile

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

(Insert witty comment here)

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Y'all don't hear me, you just wanna fap | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

I don't believe in the idea of rough and final drafts. There's just the pure writing, and whatever little tweaks that a writer thinks will make the piece better.

who me

Horse words are the best words.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I like to think I'm a great writer but I suck

Does this look infected to you?

It's Complicated

Your one stop shop for badly-written clop

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

The rarest of writing marshmallows.

Royally appointed archivist of David's history

Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Gaze within the Holocron, and see what stories it has to tell. For every fable is but a thread in the weave of tales.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Alone, forgotten,the pillow-pony of legend would arise one day and claim his throne of pillowland back

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Clop and furry porn writer. Bisexual. Favorite ponies to write are Discord, Shining Armor, and the Cakes. Married to a lovely artist.

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I am never serious.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Death God

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!