Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

"You think you know me..."

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

I dig MLP Please support me on SubscribeStar https://subscribestar.adult/typist-gray

A man whose life remains unknown to others and even himself. It all depends on what he does next...

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I don't even know anymore.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"'Descent into madness' implies you went unwillingly." College student, stupidly into gaming, voice actor hopeful.

Reset

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

You can't destroy darkness, you can only repel it.

Tired always.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

This is fiction. But it is based...

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

If you want to see more of my work, look me up on Fanfiction.net, I have many stories already finished there that may interest you if you enjoy what I post here.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Moved on.

I'm a noob who wishes to entertain you ( hopefully) with my stories. I'm a huge Spilight and Appledash shipper, and I hope you enjoy my writings. Kthxbye.

In the end, I hope you had the time of your life.

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.