I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

Hysterical. Glacial.

Welcome back to the cum zone

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

(Insert witty comment here)

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Discovered ponies December 2013

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Simple author looking to improve my writing. Probably too ambitious but hey go big or go home. Sunset is best pony followed closely by Applejack.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I write weird shit. That's really it.

Too much to write; too little time

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I write second person human X pony clop sometimes. .... Yeah, I know. Regardless, I was asked to upload it here, so I figured I'd toss it up.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

There goes my hero.

Are you a Rebel?

I also draw pretty pictures :3