South Ozzie, if I get too serious, slap me silly. My mind works in myste...why do I smell pink?
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
I am a girl who got into My Little Pony Friendship is Magic 7 years ago. And I've finally decided to try and write fanfics, so...yeah. That's about it. If you ever want to talk feel free to PM me.
If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller
All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!
I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.