Important Message from C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. · 1:12am Dec 26th, 2015
Dear citizens of Ponyville. I must apologize for the delay in the next chapter in Paranoia:Equestria. But rest assured it will be out their soon. To increase speed we have employed an experimental behavioral reinforcement procedure. The specifics are unimportant but it consists of Bulk Bicep hitting the writer with a very big stick, while yelling "Work Faster!" while doing so. While we have witnessed an eighteen percent increase of speed, we are discouraged by the longer bouts of