Pithy Statement

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

I write like once a year.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)

Love dark fics? You're in the right place. I'm just your average British woman with a fascination for stories with dystopian futures and ponies. (Profile pic made by Pineapple-Nigiri on DA)

A fan of ponies.

Hello! I'm /Mc/Proky and I live in Czech Republic.

Zebricorn of average detail with a yin yang cutie mark on the flank. Violet eyes, hairstyle blend between Mohawk and Elegant.

Sometimes, very rarely, I'll start something I'll probably never finish.

What to do with my life now

We grow 'em big!

Everything has a little vore in it.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

I want to write some stories, hopefully good ones. Occasionally stuff will pop to my mind and I just want to write. Let's see how this goes eh?

Just a writer trying to have a bit of fun! Check this out if ya wanna 'Buy me a coffee'. Otherwise, have a lovely day! Look forward to even more tales!

Not much to say about myself -- I'm an Irish guy whose interests include MLP, video games, and occasionally writing fanfics.

Hi there! I decided to change my bio to a sexy inspirational quote! Everyone wants happiness, no one want pain, but u can't have a rainbow without a little rain :') follow & get hugs+cookies! *huggle*

I write in my spare time, as a hobby and I would appriciate some feedback on any stories I write here on fimfiction.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Dumb gay retired writer. Used to run Neighvada Nights and BronyCon panels or something.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

“Be the change that you want to see in the world of My Little Pony fetish fanfiction.” | Tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/radpanic

Half of everything is luck, James.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

I occasionally write clopfics, but sometimes I'll try something new. I love listening to country and rap music. Pegasi and Changelings are the best.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

No.

MLPG Write-man Relic

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.