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Bad Horse


Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Sep
3rd
2012

Sisters, chapter 3 · 5:15am Sep 3rd, 2012

If you read my story Sisters here on fimfiction, you may not have realized that it's a 3-story collection on EqD. The third story is In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash by Georg. We didn't plan that. He asked me to read it before he submitted it on fimfiction; I loved it and said it fit with these other two I was writing and we should submit all 3 together to EqD.

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Sep
3rd
2012

Recommendations: If a Pony Catch a Pony, Legends of the Night Guard, Cool Jazz · 1:57am Sep 3rd, 2012

Good stories that haven't gotten many views:

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Aug
26th
2012

My My Little Pony / OkCupid experiment · 10:56pm Aug 26th, 2012

I wrote that I like My Little Pony in my OkCupid profile. Not prominently; buried in the "TV shows" section: "I like My Little Pony. Deal with it."

Result: Two months with no messages. This is fewer than expected, but I don't get a lot of unsolicited messages anyway, about 2 per month.

Anybody else tried this? What happened?

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Aug
19th
2012

Starlight Over Detrot · 3:59am Aug 19th, 2012

I think I found Starlight Over Detrot: A Noir Tale because Ebon Mane recommended it. This is a helluva good story so far. The writing style is way above my level; I refer to it when I want something to spark me into writing actual descriptions. I can't tell yet whether the story structure makes sense - it isn't complete - but I have faith. This is also a great example of genre-blending. It feels like

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Aug
18th
2012

New story rec: Concept art · 2:31pm Aug 18th, 2012

I saw a new story by Georg pop up at midnight, Concept Art. Midnight is not a good time for your story to be approved; it must compete for the feature box with a slew of stories still bloated with views from the 6pm-to-midnight fimfiction rush hour.

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Aug
12th
2012

Your mission, should you choose to accept it · 7:35pm Aug 12th, 2012

I just got an EqD rejection letter back for a story called "Mortality Report". One point says,

>her sister's moon//
Ownership phrases of the sun or moon should be taken out and shot.

I don't know why this pre-reader has taken it upon themselves to declare magical ideas out-of-bounds in a magical fantasy, but I'm sure I've seen many stories describe the sun as being Celestia's, or the moon as being Luna's. Certainly The Old Stories.

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Aug
12th
2012

The King of Carrot Flowers · 12:08am Aug 12th, 2012

This amazing story snuck by a couple of weeks ago with only 263 views. I don't believe there's such a thing as a "best" story. Some stories shouldn't be compared to each other; I'm not going to lose sleep wondering whether Eternal is "better" than Fallout: Equestria. But on a per-word basis, there's nothing better than The King of Carrot Flowers on fimfiction.

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Aug
11th
2012

Why, why, WHY?! · 2:00pm Aug 11th, 2012

If you're reading this, odds are good it's because you've read my latest blatant grab for the feature box, "The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn".

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Aug
6th
2012

How not to ship the Mane 6 with each other · 5:39pm Aug 6th, 2012

I've read many fics that attempt to ship two of the Mane 6 together, and I've never found any of them convincing. Here are two simple things you will have to do, or rather not do, if you want to be the first to convince me of your M6-M6 shipping.

1. DON'T SHIP YOUR TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS TOGETHER

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Jul
29th
2012

When do people read fimfiction? · 8:20pm Jul 29th, 2012

A graph showing total views, in 3-hour bins, for all stories under one-half-week old, for the past week.
I generated this by reading the last 5 pages of the story index (lists view counts for the last 1000 stories) every half-hour for a week:

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