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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Greetings all and welcome to my page. I tend to write stories of a darker nature though I enjoy reading a wide range of stories. I hope you find something of interest here, have a good day.

Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

"You think you know me..."

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

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Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.