I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Writer, editor, incomprehensible.

I only write occasionally but enjoy reading more,especially if the story involves prince blueblood.

Hey! This is an account, good observation. I love to write, and draw, so thats good I guess.

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