Explain Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem to Twilight Sparkle.

I give it, ooh, maybe six hours of twitchy-eye and increasing mane disarrangement before she goes full "If I can't find a self-consistent universe, I'll make a self-consistent universe!"

...even if it would make life simpler since I already have the words to hand, I will not translate "cutie mark" into Eldraeic as trakveth láril (lit. "butt sigil").

...no, not even if it would let me formalize the science of "hindquarter sygaldry", which is probably the best phrase I've coined this week.

decadence (n.): What happens to a society when its love goes away.

*rimshot*

(Canon to the Advancedverse, although it's deep background unlikely ever to be relevant.)

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Trade War Stranded Huge Ship Full Of American Soy Beans at Sea

...because the ship in question is named Peak Pegasus.

source

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An Apple Family Reunion story titled The Ultimate Hoedown of Ultimate Destiny.

(Canon to the Advancedverse)

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Okay, so, I got a very belated like on a post I made to the Onyx Path forums back in 2014, which was a followup to a followup of a typo concerning one of the Yozis from Exalted - namely, Cecelyne, the Endless Desert.

(Yeah, you can see where this is going.)

I quote:

Originally posted by hippokrene

"That's right, assholes, Cecelyne is back and all Creation shall know the horror of heart disease and type 2 diabetes."

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So, any of our friendly canon-wranglers have any references/estimates/guesswork/etc. to what it might be? Asking for a next chapter.

So, while ongoing contract crunch (ship software in just eighty hours or more!) is still keeping me from making much writing progress, I have at least been able to add to my stock of future chapter-heading quotes, one of which I offer to whet my loyal readers' appetites.

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