I'm just a clumsy little person who loves cartoons.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.
As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw
I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.