The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Voice actor and writer.

Fan of MLP:FiM with the desire to read interesting stories and to add stories in the universe

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Cherish the thought.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I enjoy reading and writing cute ponies. If my works brighten up your day, even better.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

Resident changeling squisher of FiMfic. Changelings beware!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Student Teacher, Gamer, Writer. Lover of pokemon and MLP.

Fan since Gen1, Queen Chrysalis Fave Villain, love to write, draw, and read. I now have a Kofi page: https://ko-fi.com/queenchrysalisforever

I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.

Co-author of Off The Mark with Goldfur. Occasional spin-off writer.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I enjoy writing dark natured stuff and wish to die buried beneath 1,000,000 pony plushies. I feed off of the dislikes. Also a proud part of the Headless_Rainbow family.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Cum

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Gaze within the Holocron, and see what stories it has to tell. For every fable is but a thread in the weave of tales.

Horrifically Fun

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I'm

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

I'm here to help. Avatar image courtesy of Taggerung

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

Feel free to send me a ko-fi!

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...