This story is a sequel to Nightmare Carrots

Sometimes the day is beautiful and everyone is excited. Carrot Top, the best pony, has chosen one of those days to overthrow Princess Celestia and become princess of carrots or something like that. There's also her superhot girlfriend Nightmare Moon and two idiots doing their things. Official sequel to Nightmare Carrots that I've done to avoid other responsibilities in my life.

Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night… two idiots decided to ship their waifus.

** Language warning **
Contains mild but repetitive, (mostly) uncensored swearing.

This a very, very, very old story that, once written in Polish, after being translated by PoldekPL laid in proofreading hell for years until... We got a bit older and proofread it ourselves. Unfortunately, over the years, the original text got lost while this version was waiting to be published. And since he translated all of it, I post-proofread it again, I'm in it and so is he and our waifus, here it goes.

Additionally, if you go to "carrotmoon" tag on derpibooru, you'll find all of the artwork semi-related to this ship. Which is... two Poldek's drawings and a third one, currently used as cover art. Sadly this ship hasn't sailed yet.