I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Critique of any kind is always welcome.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Calibrating aspirations

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

(Insert witty comment here)

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Leave a message at the tone.

Someone Wise Once Told Me To Write What's In My Heart So - Blood, Valves And Cholesterol.

Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to not write about ponies. When I have those moments, I write about ponies.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

No.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

This is fiction. But it is based...

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Me. Take it or leave it.

I'm just here to write.

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

Voice actor and writer.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

Not a changeling.

I first got into My Little Pony back during my second year of high school and have been a fan ever since. I love a good story, and hope to bring many good stories to readers for many years to come.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

Someone who writes words sometimes

"A JRPG  just isn't a JRPG unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God." 

Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

The magic comedy hoers.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I periodically check this. Don’t like ponies anymore, I think it's weird as fuck I used to like that shit

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.