Why are we still here?
I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.
Nopony special, just an artist who dabbles in writing.
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.
Navypony is a submariner in the US Navy, but he earns his name for his understanding and love of ships and shipping. Yes, that's shipping ponies.
Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".