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"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Why aren't you lactating yet? I just gave your titties the one two slap-a-roo. -Cr1TiKaL Truer words were never spoken.

I'd make a Bio but I am too busy to write it because I spend my time giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them

I'm not a professional writer, I'm just someone writing fics for fun and nothing more.

A mare in the middle of everything, with one of the bestest colt friends anypony could ever have

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I like ponies.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Welcome to the Herd!

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.