Lurking in the background, reading ponystories.
I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!
I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com