"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Aye, I'm just a regular guy who enjoys writing pones.
coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!
Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011
Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast
I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!
Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!