I write weird stuff.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Chaos is not the opposite of Harmony but apart of it. Both chaos and order together create a balance known as Harmony. Without one you cannot have have the other and without either there is nothing.

Valar morghulis.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I love fluttercord way too much.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Too much to write; too little time

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

Friends call me Eris. Go watch Epithet Erased.

You can read all of my stories, in their original greentext format, on my Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/u/Frostybox

Part time writer, full time ded

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.