I'm a highly imaginative and clever storymaker with a great imagination and desire to make great stories, I'm very dedicated to my stories and will always do my best to finish them. :)

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Smut alt for someone with a similar name.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Love to write whatever comes to mind and enjoy Brony stuff.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

"Creativity flows when boredom grows." -The Bored Author (of Doom)

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || they/them || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

If you're living on borrowed time, do you have to return it?

Now with Patreon and Discord! PM, Discord, or Patreon, your choice, for commissions. Ko-Fi is dishonest.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

I have a whole new found respect for authors after attempting to write my own stories. Seriously, Christ!

I love derpy cause she's so cute Derpy x Doctor Hooves Forever!!!!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Source: I made it the F up

All we need is love.

I used to be relevant!

The magic comedy hoers.

I specialize in darker and gorier stories because I've seen the real deal, and I need an outlet.

I sometimes write stories with intense imagery. If messaging me or commenting on my stories, please don't curse. I do not like profanity and I see it as mean and hurtful.

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just a long time Brony consumer, finally producing

Just a regular guy who has very little knowledge on MLP but a lot of creativity.

A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

I'm just your average Brony. I love trains, I love history, I love writing stories, and I really, really love wolves! But most of all, I love writing my stories here for your enjoyment!

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

I like women

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Forget not that I am a derp.

Yours is quite good too I imagine.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Looking for a chill place to hang out and make friends? Try my Discord Server! https://discord.gg/VSJZ3vQrUy

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Two steps forward, one step back. I'll get there.

Catch me inbetween hyperfixations

A purveyor of fine horse porn.